When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club
The funniest thing I’ve seen this week on Twitter. By Scottish standup comedian Ashley Storrie. (@ashleystorrie on Twitter)
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care
When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds
Human: *attempts typing*
Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V
these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole
oh my word
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter
“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”
“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”
this is better than buzzfeed unsolved
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”
List of Star Trek Characters turned into lizards:
- Yeoman Lawton (turned into an iguana) in “Charlie X” (TOS)
- Geordi La Forge (turned into a Tarchannen-III alien) in “Identity Crisis” (TNG)
- Spot (turned into an iguana) in “Genesis” (TNG)
- Major Kira (turned into a Cardassian) in “Second Skin” (DS9)
- Tom Paris and Kathryn Janeway (turned into hyper-evolved space lizards with fu manchu moustaches) in “Threshold” (VOY)
- Jonathan Archer, Hoshi Sato, and Malcolm Reed (turned into Loque'eque) in “Extinction” (ENT)
Anyways, no pressure, Discovery. Ball’s in your court, but no pressire.
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